*sigh*

[pandorablue]

I am ready to be done with this now.

I am gaining weight way too fast, but if I am not eating most of the time, I am nauseous as hell.

Of course, I also have to be careful, because something that sounds yummy for me to take to work for lunch, may turn into a horrible idea before lunch comes around.

I have to pee all of the time.

I am having another really irritating issue (that you really don't want to know about).

For some unknown reason I keep waking up at 2-3 in the morning, EVERY MORNING. No apparent reason. I guess just to be awake and contemplate my navel, which is sticking out farther than it was a month ago.

My clothes are already uncomfortable, not because of the weight gain, but because I don't want them touching me.

My boobs are already beginning to not fit in my bra, and my bras are irritating now (they weren't before).

The water hitting me in the shower is also uncomfortable.

My skin has decided to break out in the most incessant, obnoxious zits I have almost ever had (which it turns out is genetic. My Mom and my Aunt both had horrible breakouts during pregnancy. Bithy apparently almost looked like she had boils) *thank you PTB for not making it that bad on me*

Poor Jonathan is not really getting any, because I am only horny when I first wake up in the morning, and If I am with him, he is not awake then (even if he did wake up, I can't be sure I would want to). Otherwise, I DO NOT want to be touched (unless I am dreaming about Justin Timberlake, WHICH IS REALLY NOT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT (I don't even want to know about it)).

I am also having odd dreams (see previous). Strange lucid dreams that I only become lucid for the second half of the dream, and not lucid enough to control where they go.

I am craving things. Nothing too odd. Things like Gummy Worms, Ovaltine, Cereal (all kinds of cereal), Fruit. Not all at the same time, mind you, but I went grocery shopping the other day and almost bought 4 boxes of cereal.

I also want to bake cakes and muffins and cupcakes. Not to eat them, just bake them. It would be easier if I had a working oven (I will by the end of the month). This has also gotten me on the kick that I *need* a Kitchen Aid stand mixer (yes, I know I don't, but I want one anyway, and it would make my baking oddness easier).

So, these are my odd pregnancy issues. Prolly TMI for some of you, but I'm hormonal and...
I DON"T CARE!!!

Comments

With all of these problems, I bet your having a girl

[prnzsjen-jen.livejournal.com]

Heh, you think that JT is bad?? When I was pregnant I had not one, not two, but SEVERAL sex dreams about none other than ALEX TREBEK! Talk about disturbing. I remember waking up thinking, Alex Trebeck, REALLY???? Then I would blush and do a full body shudder. I had forgotten all about Alex, until now...

*as far as all of your symptoms, hang on girl cuz you're just getting started! Hang in there, listen to your body and best of luck!

Re: With all of these problems, I bet your having a girl

[pandora-blue.livejournal.com]

Wow...I guess I shouldn't complain about JT. Although, at least Alex Trebek has more brains than God gave a rock...

Re: With all of these problems, I bet your having a girl

[prnzsjen-jen.livejournal.com]

speaking of dumb as a box of rocks, I once dated this guy who told me that "of all the people in the world, he really admired Alex Trebeck." When I asked him why, he replied (like I was an idiot for not already understanding) "Because he knows all of those answers for Jepordy."
No word of a lie! After he said that I thought to myself "fuck, I have GOT to break up with this guy"