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Megatron should also be added to the list of things that make him King of the Nerds. Hell, Megatron alone at least makes him Duke of the Nerds. Mom said that he is one little geek squad unto himself.

I hate signing onto Myspace and seeing that I have like 23 messages. I know maybe two people out of those 23. They are either guys here trying to *hookup* or spam women wanting God knows what (the women I ignore, the men I generally ask if it is possible if they are my baby daddy, since I am drunk all the time and don't remember all these guys that I meet (which is of course, totally untrue)).
Then the people actually do know me on Myspace wonder why I am never on anymore. And then I try to get them to move here or Facebook, and they all have reasons why they won't. I don't get spammed on FB or hit on. I don't mind getting hit on by guys with half a brain cell, but geez, people... *Hey, u look like u no how 2 have a good time, wanna go 2 a party?* Sure dude I have never met, lemme just tell Boyfriend that he has to watch the kiddo tonight while I go hookup with a random guy. I'm sure that would go over so well. *snerk*
Give me a good reason to stay on Myspace... someone? anyone?

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I tease on a weekly basis, that if he is not a good boy, I will put him out for the "Baby Pick-up People" on Wednesday. This is just wrong, though...



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I wonder what it was supposed to say...



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