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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pandora!

1. Scientists have discovered that Pandora can smell the presence of autism in children.


2. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Pandora.


3. Pandora can be seen from space.


4. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Pandora as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.


5. All swans in England belong to Pandora!


6. It is impossible to fold Pandora more than seven times!


7. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Pandora is blue.


8. Pandora is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.


9. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Pandora.


10. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Pandora into a volcano it would stop erupting.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Paddith!

1. All swans in England belong to Paddith.


2. The difference between Paddith and a village is that Paddith does not have a church.


3. Paddith will often glow under UV light.


4. Without Paddith, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!


5. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Paddith.


6. Baby swans are called Paddith!


7. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Paddith.


8. If you cut Paddith in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.


9. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Paddith.


10. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Paddith.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brain farts!

1. Brain farts can turn their stomach inside out.


2. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as brain farts.


3. Brain farts can be seen from space.


4. Brain fartocracy is government by brain farts!


5. The liquid inside brain farts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.


6. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in brain farts.


7. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Brain farts Head!


8. Never store brain farts at room temperature.


9. Brain farts were declared extinct in 1902.


10. Scientists believe that brain farts began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.

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[ohno-jonathan-o.livejournal.com]

Maybe fold you once but NOT 7 times!!! You're adorably compact enough as is!