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djsparkydog (I just can't help it. It is too fucking funny)
Obligitory WTF is wrong with people post
Real quick, what's the fucking use of inching forward in traffic when a TRAIN is what's holding you up. In freeway gridlock, every inch is valuable, but guess what, no one will cut you off if you are stopped in front of the tracks and there's a train there. And if they do, Darwinism cleans up their dumb ass. Look, when the train goes away there will be some signs:
- The arms that keep you from inching your way ino death will lift.
- That clanging? It'll go away.
- Flashing lights? Gone too.
- Strange "train like sounds" also gone, or at least receding into the distance.
- 15 foot moving wall of FUCKING TRAIN in front of you. Replaced by air.
- And, even if you miss all these signals, a helpful samaritan will honk or yell something like "HEY FUCKWAD, YOU GONNA DRIVE OR WHAT?"
So in summation: When it comes to trains, put the goddamn e-brake on and wait.
djsparkydog (I just can't help it. It is too fucking funny)Obligitory WTF is wrong with people post
Real quick, what's the fucking use of inching forward in traffic when a TRAIN is what's holding you up. In freeway gridlock, every inch is valuable, but guess what, no one will cut you off if you are stopped in front of the tracks and there's a train there. And if they do, Darwinism cleans up their dumb ass. Look, when the train goes away there will be some signs:
- The arms that keep you from inching your way ino death will lift.
- That clanging? It'll go away.
- Flashing lights? Gone too.
- Strange "train like sounds" also gone, or at least receding into the distance.
- 15 foot moving wall of FUCKING TRAIN in front of you. Replaced by air.
- And, even if you miss all these signals, a helpful samaritan will honk or yell something like "HEY FUCKWAD, YOU GONNA DRIVE OR WHAT?"
So in summation: When it comes to trains, put the goddamn e-brake on and wait.
