pandorablue | Oct. 9th, 2006

What Band Should Play at Your Wedding?

weezer: you'll walk down the aisle to a rock-instrumental of "Say It Ain't So," the recessional will be to another instrumental of "My Name is Jonas" and when you take off with the rice-throwing (in order to kill a lot of birds) the band will play -- and sing -- "Holiday." Just for kicks the groom will look just like Buddy Holly and the bride will be Mary Tyler Moore. You'll both be wearing Chucks. The wedding party will all wear sweaters. And self-deprivation will be the most exalted status of anyone in attendance, so no one will eat, everyone will drink cheap gin, and no one will dance until all the lights are turned off, and the only people who will get laid (besides the wedding couple) will be a buch of Japanese teenagers, whores, and certifiable sociopaths.
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