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Your Fortune Is

Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

You scored as Old-school Goth. You are an old-school goth. Forget Tina and Rogue, your idols are still Siouxsie and Peter and Fat Bob, and black lipstick and white powder is still the way to go. </td> Old-school Goth 96% Perky Goff 96% Romantic Goth 92% Anything-Goes Goth 79% Fantasy Goth 71% Ethereal Goth 54% Industrial/Rivet-Head 54% Understanding Outsider 50% Death Rocker 38% Confused Outsider 29% Cyber-goth 17% What subcategory of Goth best fits you? created with QuizFarm.com

Um, yeah,

I guess I am the suckiest person ever (almost). I am now trying to figure out how many other poor unsuspecting souls I may have passed this nasty little stomach bug to. I gave it to ohno_jonathan_o, and my mother so far. I only hope that I did not give it to elegantdreams as well, or at least that it manifests sooner rather than later (or much later rather than too soon), since she is the person who upon learning that I did indeed win NIN tickets, I decided I wanted to give my extra ticket to. In fact, the first thought I had was "I am going to offer ~N~ the other ticket". I knew she really wanted to go, and that she knew she couldn't due to finances. If I hadn't won the tickets, I wouldn't be going either.
I love her immensely, and she is so good to me (I mean, come on, she really should have killed me a long time ago). And dammit, we both deserve this! And besides, she was so fucking cute when I called her and asked if she wanted it. She kept asking if I was sure!

I am quite excited.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!