Not holding my breath...

I called the Salamander today at work. I wanted to know exactly what his problem is. He then proceeded to ask me out for Wed. night. Yeah, sure. I'll hold my breath and die waiting for that to happen! I can't imagine what his problem is! He says he'll call on Tuesday night to confirm. I've heard that before. I had a wonderful flirty day with the Aussie Rep. Oh Gawd, is he hot! Mom is doing better today, which is good. She has gotten all excited about stuff. So happy! She thinks that the Salamander is stupid and a waste of time. She's Right! Of course she is in love with my ex, so she wants us to get back together. So do I, but I need to deal with some of my issues before that can happen, and I am so horny! He isn't gonna put out for me, so I had better find it somewhere! Not sure if I want a hairy amphibian though!